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HEAVENLY BLOG !
gigglyToday i've been blog-hopping more so than ever. It started out with a beautiful blog by a mother ( ok. accept it that my parental status gets me drawn to blog by fathers and mothers only all too often ).. and as i was skimming through it to find that xxxtra-punch packed entry that i would love to post on my blog.. i inadvertently ventured onto the sidebar where this lady - like all bloggers- had posted links to the blogs that she subscribes to. And as always, I was hit by the insane urge to check a few of them out to satiate my curiosity for the prize blog that just might be lurking behind one of those attractive blog titles. And guess where i land??
At Jesus Christ's own blog !!!!! Yep! Believe it or not !
And well, I just managed to straighten up after a lengthy spell of doubled-up laughter to post this blog entry :)
Get ready for a wild giggle chase with :
http://jesuschristscoolblog.blogspot.com/
I hate the way this guy draws me.
Another dumb thing about being me? Artists are always trying to draw me, and yet they generally screw it up. It's insulting really. You know how many artists have actually called me up and asked, "Jesus, would you like to pose for a painting?" ZERO. It's like they already have a checklist of my visual attributes ("Long hair... check. Beard… check. Soft, dewy eyes… check."), slop them down on a canvas, and call it a day!
Take this guy's dumb painting for example. It's by some guy in Tennessee named Spencer Williams—WHOM I'VE NEVER MET—and it doesn't look anything like me! And who's that kid on my shoulder? I don't know him! I kind of don't like kids very much, and I certainly don't walk around hoisting them up on my shoulder.
And look at my face! This is the WORST depiction of my face since Willem Defoe played me in The Last Temptation of Christ (pretty good movie, though). This painting makes me look like a garbage man or something... I don't know. It makes me look like I'm going to take that kid and dump him head first into a wood chipper. Not that I would. I'm just saying. And I kind of look high, don't I? Like I'm some kind of stupid hippie that just rolled out of a van stinking of pot. And why are we in the clouds? Is the kid dead? If he is, there's not much reason to carry him on my shoulder, is there? .... Anyway, I'm tired of looking at stupid pictures of myself and it makes my head hurt. Today for lunch I had a tofu scramble. I'm still hungry and my stomach feels like it's stuffed with cardboard.
-posted by Jesus H. Christ
I'll be back :)
hopeful